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My kids don't want me to get rid of it, but I think it's time. (Our Christmas tree)
My favorite thing about toddlers is that their generation will blame everything on millenials.
Don't waste your money on a king sized bed with luxury sheets. Most nights you're just going to pass out on the sofa anway.
It's Good to be the King -- Priest: Even God found a day to rest. Me: That's because God only had one kid.
Tax Season Blues. I did our family's taxes and it turns out we're a nonprofit. Again.
If you buy my baby onesies that button up the back, you are dead to me. Buttons and snaps are for noon - 7pm!
I keep telling my wife we don’t have disposable income for things like vacations.
Or milk.
Submitted by: Michael Beatrice
If you’re only as old as you feel, I died six month ago.
Submitted by: Michael Beatrice
School can be expensive, but the complete set of “Schoolhouse Rock” is only 20 bucks.
Submitted by: Michael Beatrice