Lord, Give Me Strength

Jesus in the clouds
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Priest: Even God found a day to rest.
Me: That’s because God only had one kid.

Let’s face facts. It doesn’t matter how many kids you have, there is no rest for parents.

They say on Sunday, God rested. But my guess is he had to go to his son’s debate competition, a birthday party of his son’s classmate, or to the emergency room after his son hurt himself by falling off the couch.

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Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.

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