My Wife’s New Haircut

My Wife’s New Haircut

by | May 8, 2018 | Funny or Cry

My Wife’s New Haircut The most expensive thing about my wife’s new haircut is the expensive dinner we have to go to right after to show it off. Followed up by the expensive gift I buy her to apologize for complaining about it. Get more Funny or Cry memes...
At Least My Wife is Consistent

At Least My Wife is Consistent

by | May 8, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Like a Virgin Even after two kids, when my wife and I go out, it’s like we’re on our first date. She absolutely refuses to put out. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow The DadLands...
That “No Kids” Smell

That “No Kids” Smell

by | May 6, 2018 | Funny or Cry

The car wash guy asked me what I wanted my car to smell like, so I said “No kids.” Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
I Also Love You, Toilet

I Also Love You, Toilet

by | May 5, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Her: I love you, Mommy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, Daddy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, table. Us: Huh? Her: I love you, bread. Us: Wait. Her: I love you, toilet. Us: Dammit. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice...
Not as Old as I Feel

Not as Old as I Feel

by | May 1, 2018 | Funny or Cry

I’m not old, but I’m not as “not old” as I used to be. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...