IKEA and Swedish Meatballs FTW

IKEA and Swedish Meatballs FTW

Ticket prices this weekend: DisneyLand:  $117.00 LegoLand:  $103.00 IKEA:  $0.00 Hope our kids like Swedish meatballs. I like Swedish meatballs… Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
We Don’t Go to the Beach Anymore

We Don’t Go to the Beach Anymore

Smile, you son of a… Our daughter isn’t following instructions at swim class, so we’ve been looking for appropriate water safety videos online. Finally gave up and just showed her the first 10 minutes of Jaws. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The...
I Know Why Men Die First

I Know Why Men Die First

Just to confirm, you said “until death do us part?” I’ve been a husband for five years, a dad for three years, and now I know why men die first. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The...
My Wife’s Selective Argument Support

My Wife’s Selective Argument Support

My wife has this amazing skill where she can reference her friends when it supports her argument, but ignores them when it does not. It works, since I lose every time… Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow...
Just Add Sunglasses and a Beard

Just Add Sunglasses and a Beard

Keepin’ it $100 One of my wife’s least attractive qualities is to say, “It’s only a hundred dollars,” with the reckless abandon of a third world dictator. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by...
Imaginary Monsters vs. Traffic

Imaginary Monsters vs. Traffic

I know kids are stupid because they are afraid of imaginary monsters under their bed, but have no fear of running into a busy street. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow The DadLands...