The only restaurant review I need on Yelp is if they have strong enough Wi-Fi for my kids to watch YouTube videos while I eat.
When the whole squad turns up, except Eeyore hungover as usual.
Having kids after 40 is like getting a DUI in your own driveway. You were almost home free.
Actual footage of my wife at Target
Life with a newborn is getting excited to go to the dentist, because maybe you can nap while they clean your teeth.