Candy Candy Candy, I Can’t Let You Go

Candy Candy Candy, I Can’t Let You Go

by | Jul 23, 2018 | Funny or Cry

I convinced my 3-year-old this song was actually about a boy and a girl who love candy. She now sings the chorus whenever she wants candy. Probably not working in Butt Town and/or Pussy Power anytime soon, tho. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow...
100% Delicious Unicorn

100% Delicious Unicorn

by | Jul 18, 2018 | Funny or Cry

In retrospect, maybe telling my kids it was made from 100% unicorn wasn’t the best joke. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
Two is Enough

Two is Enough

by | Jul 17, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Parenting Math: 1 kid + 1 kid = 2 many Can we get +2 more parents? Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
Sick Day Timing is Everything

Sick Day Timing is Everything

by | Jul 7, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Summer is a bad time to stay home from work. Save those precious “sick days” for when all your kids are back in school. I’ll be working until a Monday in mid-September. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by...