I Also Love You, Toilet

I Also Love You, Toilet

Her: I love you, Mommy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, Daddy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, table. Us: Huh? Her: I love you, bread. Us: Wait. Her: I love you, toilet. Us: Dammit. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice...
Not as Old as I Feel

Not as Old as I Feel

I’m not old, but I’m not as “not old” as I used to be. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
Just Let Me Watch the Game

Just Let Me Watch the Game

I enjoy fantasy sports. The fantasy is my kids letting me watch one game in peace. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
If They Hear You, They Hunt You

If They Hear You, They Hunt You

My kids were driving me crazy, so I took them to see “A Quiet Place.” They haven’t made a sound in three days. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...