by Michael Beatrice | Mar 11, 2018 | Funny or Cry
I’m not setting the clocks ahead until an hour before my kids’ bedtime. @michaelbeatrice
by Michael Beatrice | Mar 10, 2018 | Funny or Cry
Every hug I give my daughter is just more insurance she won’t date a drummer. @michaelbeatrice
by Michael Beatrice | Mar 6, 2018 | Funny or Cry
I don’t want brag, but my three-year-old is watching television at a five-year-old level. @michaelbeatrice
by Michael Beatrice | Mar 5, 2018 | Funny or Cry
When my wife’s out of the house, my kids treat me like an Oscars seat filler. @michaelbeatrice
by Michael Beatrice | Feb 19, 2018 | Funny or Cry
My blood type is Maxwell House. @michaelbeatrice
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