February 21, 2025
Funny or Cry

She Didn’t Even Ask for My Order

Michael Beatrice
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My wife took the kids to In-N-Out while I was at work.

I’d feel less betrayed if she had an affair.

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Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.

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