February 22, 2025
Funny or Cry

I Also Love You, Toilet

Michael Beatrice
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I Love You, Toilet
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Little girl in tutu
Photo by Diana Feil on Unsplash

Her: I love you, Mommy.
Us: Aw.
Her: I love you, Daddy.
Us: Aw.
Her: I love you, table.
Us: Huh?
Her: I love you, bread.
Us: Wait.
Her: I love you, toilet.
Us: Dammit.

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Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.

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