Thanks for telling me to “get woke,” but I have a baby; I “get woke” like five times a night.
So woke, I’ll try to nap when she naps. Nap will be lit.
Funny or Cry
Getting Woke
Michael Beatrice
Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.
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