Driving Daddy to Drink

Driving Daddy to Drink

by | Jun 21, 2018 | Funny or Cry

My kids are like designated drivers: They drive me to drink. Or to go drive some golf balls. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
Let Sleeping Daddies Lie

Let Sleeping Daddies Lie

by | Jun 20, 2018 | Funny or Cry

When a kid falls asleep anywhere, in any position, it’s cute. But when a dad does it, he has a drinking problem? Maybe he’s just really tired! Sometimes he’s both… Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by...
In Richness and in Wealth

In Richness and in Wealth

by | Jun 19, 2018 | Funny or Cry

In my wife’s defense, when the priest said, “… in sickness and in health”, I think she heard, “… in richness and in wealth.” It wouldn’t be the first time, or the last, that she’s misheard me. Get more Funny or Cry memes on...
Judy Blume Will Do in a Pinch

Judy Blume Will Do in a Pinch

by | Jun 19, 2018 | Funny or Cry

My wife will keeep a candle, some seashells, potpourri, and a Judy Blume book on the back of the toilet, but spare rolls of toilet paper need to be kept in the garage. Judy Blume will do in a pinch. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler...