My 35 Minutes of Freedom

My 35 Minutes of Freedom

by | Jul 13, 2018 | Funny or Cry

When my wife says that she’s finally ready to leave the house, I know that I have 17 minutes before we actually go. And 18 minutes before she has to go pee. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow The DadLands...
Sick Day Timing is Everything

Sick Day Timing is Everything

by | Jul 7, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Summer is a bad time to stay home from work. Save those precious “sick days” for when all your kids are back in school. I’ll be working until a Monday in mid-September. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by...
Fourth of July Beach Blues

Fourth of July Beach Blues

by | Jul 4, 2018 | Funny or Cry

My father used to say, “If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you?” Now that you’re a father, “If everyone else went to the beach on the 4th of July, would you?” Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets...
My Wedding Weight Woes

My Wedding Weight Woes

by | Jul 2, 2018 | Funny or Cry

“I’ll make it back to my wedding weight,” I whisper under my breath as I make two Velveeta Shells & Cheese boxes at once. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow The DadLands...