Potty training

Potty training

by | Mar 25, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Sure, my kids are potty trained… Trained to ask me to wipe their ass two mouthfuls into whatever meal I’m eating. Boy, how I wish people remembered their early childhood. I think they’d be nicer to their parents if they remembered all the disgusting things...
Dadnesia (noun)

Dadnesia (noun)

by | Mar 25, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Dadnesia (dadˈnēZHə) noun. When you go to put away the leftover pizza from the night before and then remember you actually ate the whole thing. Symptoms also include mixing up your kids’ names, forgetting your promise to fix the bathroom cabinets, and never...