by Michael Beatrice | Apr 9, 2018 | Funny or Cry
If you’re only as old as you feel, I died six month ago. Submitted by: Michael Beatrice
by Jamie Kaler | Apr 7, 2018 | Funny or Cry
My kids have to do everything “by themselves”… Until you ask them to clean their room. My kids are still really young and are in that, “I do” phase. Whether I’m mowing the lawn, putting together a bike, or lighting the barbecue, the kids chime in...
by Dennis Chapham | Apr 6, 2018 | Funny or Cry
If you can’t name every Starbucks with a drive-thru in a 20 mile radius, are you really even a parent? Submitted by: Dennis Chapham
by Michael Beatrice | Apr 6, 2018 | Funny or Cry
It’s 2 a.m. and my baby won’t sleep. What’s the appropriate amount of whiskey to rub on my gums? @michaelbeatrice
by The Dads | Apr 5, 2018 | Funny or Cry
My wife wants another kid. So, now I have to step up, be a man… and go get a super secret vasectomy. My wife won’t let our baby clothes go. Even though we’ve agreed that two is more than enough children, she holds on to them like frozen eggs at a clinic. And...
by The Dads | Apr 3, 2018 | Funny or Cry
How to get kids to pick up toys: Threaten to throw out toys. Throw out toys. Re-buy toys. Repeat. I have a big trash bag ready at all times and when they refuse to pick up, in the bag their toys go. And they used to cry and complain, but the truth is I can’t bring...
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