by Jamie Kaler | Nov 10, 2016 | Jamie Kaler's Stories
Dear Jamie, I know it seems like I’m being a little informal, but I think we can both agree the term “master” is no longer appropriate since I peed in your mouth. (But we’ll get to that later.) I’m writing you because I feel like we’ve grown distant lately, and I...
by Jamie Kaler | Sep 10, 2016 | Jamie Kaler's Stories
Don’t. Just don’t do it. That’s the only rule. As I write this, I’m spending my birthday sitting on a plane with two kids under the age of 3. This is, of course, after 10 days sharing a child’s bed with those same kids at my in-laws. And did I mention I have an...
by Jamie Kaler | Jul 10, 2016 | Jamie Kaler's Stories
“It’s not you. It’s me.” Ahhhh, the famous slogan that, although an outright lie, has been used since the beginning of time to break up with people in the nicest way possible. But is it a lie? Now that I’m married, I’ve come to realize that statement was actually more...
by Jamie Kaler | Apr 10, 2016 | Jamie Kaler's Stories
As a stand-up comic and actor, you learn to take your jobs when they come. You never know when the next one will be. So, when I was offered a one-night gig for a company’s charity event in Omaha, Nebraska, one full month before our second baby was due, my wife and I...
by Jamie Kaler | Feb 1, 2016 | Jamie Kaler's Stories
Hello, I’m Jamie Kaler, a 50-year-old man with two children under the age of 2. Oh, have I got your attention? I can almost hear you muttering, “you poor son of a gun” under your breath. And you’re not wrong. So how did I get here? Fatherhood at fifty!...
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