Hey honey, hope you’re enjoying your trip. Don’t worry about the kids. Found a way to keep them off the iPad!
@mrkurtlong
My kid has a special talent for finding the loudest thing in the room at any given moment.
Date night for parents: Half an episode of The Crown and split a glass of wine before the baby wakes up.
Parenting 101 – When flying with kids, remember this catch phrase: “I’m sorry, let me buy you a drink.”
When your wife gets the call that the kids have lice.
Fatherhood means always having to say you’re sorry, but never having to shower. Fair trade off.
I have no idea how my father watched TV with 6 kids and no way to pause or record.
I only feed my kid organic crayons, none of that processed garbage.
When my wife files for divorce, the paperwork will just be copies of this photo on every page.
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