I could put my cup of coffee in a safe, on the bottom of the ocean, surrounded by a crack team of scuba bodyguards, and my 3 year old would find a way to spill it.
My wife has this amazing skill where she can reference her friends when it supports her argument, but ignores them when it does not.
One of my wife's least attractive qualities is to say, "It's only a hundred dollars," with the reckless abandon of a third world dictator.
I know kids are stupid because they are afraid of imaginary monsters under their bed, but have no fear of running into a busy street.
The most expensive thing about my wife's new haircut is the expensive dinner we have to go to right after to show it off.
Even after two kids, when my wife and I go out, it's like we're on our first date. She absolutely refuses to put out.
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My glass is always half full. Unfortunately, my wife's glass is empty, shattered, and I keep stepping on the remains.
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