In Richness and in Wealth

In Richness and in Wealth

In my wife’s defense, when the priest said, “… in sickness and in health”, I think she heard, “… in richness and in wealth.” It wouldn’t be the first time, or the last, that she’s misheard me. Get more Funny or Cry memes on...
Judy Blume Will Do in a Pinch

Judy Blume Will Do in a Pinch

My wife will keeep a candle, some seashells, potpourri, and a Judy Blume book on the back of the toilet, but spare rolls of toilet paper need to be kept in the garage. Judy Blume will do in a pinch. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler...
Death and Sleep Deprivation

Death and Sleep Deprivation

3 a.m. Before kids: “I’ll sleep when I die!” After kids: “Can you die from no sleep?” Asking for a friend. And myself. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow The DadLands...
There’s No Right Way To Spend Your Money

There’s No Right Way To Spend Your Money

You Can’t Take it With You A man will spend $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will spend $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need. Pretty sure both are wrong. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow The...
She Can’t Live Without Me

She Can’t Live Without Me

My wife seems to want to have nothing to do with me, until I make other plans. And then she can’t live without me. What’s up with that?! Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Jamie Kaler Tweets by JamieKaler Follow The DadLands...