My blood type is Maxwell House.
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Michael Beatrice
Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.
Use the links below to follow Mike on Twitter (@MichaelBeatrice) and on Instagram (_MichaelBeatrice).
Watching commercials of olympic athletes learning to ski and skate as toddlers. Meanwhile, my kid just goet stuck in the dog door.
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When I was a kid, babyproofing meant posting the number for poison control on the fridge.
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It’s fun to imagine which affordable online college my child will go to.
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The real terrorists are parents who send birthday party invitations stuffed with confetti.
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