We Don’t Go to the Beach Anymore

We Don’t Go to the Beach Anymore

by | May 14, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Smile, you son of a… Our daughter isn’t following instructions at swim class, so we’ve been looking for appropriate water safety videos online. Finally gave up and just showed her the first 10 minutes of Jaws. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The...
I Know Why Men Die First

I Know Why Men Die First

by | May 13, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Just to confirm, you said “until death do us part?” I’ve been a husband for five years, a dad for three years, and now I know why men die first. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The...
That “No Kids” Smell

That “No Kids” Smell

by | May 6, 2018 | Funny or Cry

The car wash guy asked me what I wanted my car to smell like, so I said “No kids.” Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
I Also Love You, Toilet

I Also Love You, Toilet

by | May 5, 2018 | Funny or Cry

Her: I love you, Mommy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, Daddy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, table. Us: Huh? Her: I love you, bread. Us: Wait. Her: I love you, toilet. Us: Dammit. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice...