School can be expensive, but the complete set of “Schoolhouse Rock” is only 20 bucks.
Submitted by: Michael Beatrice
Michael Beatrice
Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.
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My favorite son is Jameson.
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Kiss me, I’m covered in green baby food.
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They once found me face-down in the urinal at the Irish Bar. Now I’m a dad.
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I’m a stay at home dad.
“Dad, can we go to the zoo?”
“Nope, we’re staying at home.”
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I’m not setting the clocks ahead until an hour before my kids’ bedtime.
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Every hug I give my daughter is just more insurance she won’t date a drummer.
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I don’t want brag, but my three-year-old is watching television at a five-year-old level.
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When my wife’s out of the house, my kids treat me like an Oscars seat filler.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, my wife and I could go see movies. Actual movies. In theaters. At night. But not anymore. Not with two toddlers.
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