My favorite thing about toddlers is that their generation will blame everything on millenials.
Michael Beatrice
Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.
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Don't waste your money on a king sized bed with luxury sheets. Most nights you're just going to pass out on the sofa anway.
It's Good to be the King -- Priest: Even God found a day to rest. Me: That's because God only had one kid.
Tax Season Blues. I did our family's taxes and it turns out we're a nonprofit. Again.
If you buy my baby onesies that button up the back, you are dead to me. Buttons and snaps are for noon - 7pm!
I keep telling my wife we don’t have disposable income for things like vacations.
Or milk.
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If you’re only as old as you feel, I died six month ago.
Submitted by: Michael Beatrice
It’s 2 a.m. and my baby won’t sleep. What’s the appropriate amount of whiskey to rub on my gums?
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What those Baby on Board signs really mean:
Sleep deprived parent at the wheel
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Statistically speaking, violin lessons are a worse investment than bitcoin.
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