by Michael Beatrice | Jun 15, 2018 | Funny or Cry
That moment when a child first sasses you back is the parenting equivalent of the moment when SkyNet becomes self aware. “Shut that mouth, if you want to live.” Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice...
by Michael Beatrice | Jun 13, 2018 | Funny or Cry
I always said I wanted to live in a house full of women running around naked. I should have been way more specific. At this point, I’ll take it if they clean up after themselves. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by...
by Michael Beatrice | Jun 11, 2018 | Funny or Cry
After the kids go to bed, my wife and I Netflix and snore. After disagreeing on what to watch… Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
by Michael Beatrice | Jun 10, 2018 | Funny or Cry
A lot of wives give their husbands honey-do lists. I get a honey-don’t list. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
by Michael Beatrice | Jun 8, 2018 | Funny or Cry
These days ‘ASAP’ means: As Soon As my Preschooler lets me. AKA, Never! Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...
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