Our daughter isn't following instructions at swim class, so we've been looking for appropriate water safety videos online. Finally gave up and just showed her the first...
Michael Beatrice
Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.
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I've been a husband for five years, a dad for three years, and now I know why men die first.
The car wash guy asked me what I wanted my car to smell like, so I said "No kids."
Her: I love you, Mommy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, Daddy. Us: Aw. Her: I love you, table. Us: Huh? Her: I love you, bread. Us: Wait. Her: I love you, toilet. Us: Dammit.
Super excited to see Avengers: Infinity War... in six months, on our couch, over several nights.
I'm not old, but I'm not as "not old" as I used to be. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands!
I enjoy fantasy sports. The fantasy is my kids letting me watch one game in peace.
My kids were driving me crazy, so I took them to see "A Quiet Place." They haven't made a sound in three days.
"We should have dated longer." - My wife, several times a week. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands!
My kids don't want me to get rid of it, but I think it's time. (Our Christmas tree)
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