Author: Michael Beatrice | Page 10

Disposable income?

I keep telling my wife we don’t have disposable income for things like vacations. Or milk. Submitted by: Michael Beatrice

If you’re only as old as you feel, I died six month ago. Submitted by: Michael Beatrice

It’s 2 a.m. and my baby won’t sleep. What’s the appropriate amount of whiskey to rub on my gums? @michaelbeatrice

What those Baby on Board signs really mean: Sleep deprived parent at the wheel @michaelbeatrice

Statistically speaking, violin lessons are a worse investment than bitcoin. @michaelbeatrice