Can I Leave My Kid in the Car?

Kids and Cars Is there a time limit for leaving your kid in the car alone? In this day and age, is it even acceptable? In another episode of hit parenting comedy series Dads In Parks, comedian dads Jamie Kaler and Michael Beatrice discuss the difficulties of running...

Saving the Human Race with Tough Love

Lord of the Flies Island Where will kids be 200 years from now? What kind of nightmare will our current overprotective, helicopter parent culture produce? Will we become like Gattaca? In another episode of hit parenting comedy series Dads In Parks, comedian dads Jamie...

How to Build a Better Ball Pit

Ball Pit from Hell Everyone loves the ball pit! Kids love playing in the ball pit. Unfortunately, this childhood institution may also act as a petri dish for disease. In another episode of hit parenting comedy series Dads In Parks, comedian dads Jamie Kaler and...
Candy Candy Candy, I Can’t Let You Go

Candy Candy Candy, I Can’t Let You Go

I convinced my 3-year-old this song was actually about a boy and a girl who love candy. She now sings the chorus whenever she wants candy. Probably not working in Butt Town and/or Pussy Power anytime soon, tho. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow...
100% Delicious Unicorn

100% Delicious Unicorn

In retrospect, maybe telling my kids it was made from 100% unicorn wasn’t the best joke. Get more Funny or Cry memes on The DadLands! Follow Michael Beatrice Tweets by MichaelBeatrice Follow The DadLands...